I need a genie. Not some greedy, little fool who will only grant me three wishes though. What kind of crap is that? You live in a bottle, and I let you out. Be grateful. Five wishes, buddy. One for each of us… Continue reading
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The Loch Ness Momster
Listen up, folks. I found her! You know that perfect mom that every mommy blog describes? She does more than just keep everyone alive. She makes art projects and cooks tasty meals. She plays princess and super hero with both her son and her daughter. She pins for parties and brings the ideas to life. She reads to the babies daily, prays with them nightly, and makes sure they get fresh air, free affection, and fun activities always. She lives in the moment with her little miracles and disconnects from all social media…for days at a time!
And there’s more. Continue reading
The Bathroom Floor
Pretty much every day I do the regular tidying up of the house. Wash dishes, put away toys and books, wipe down the tables, throw in a load of laundry, and maybe even sweep the floor. Just enough to maintain my sanity and give the babes enough of a clean slate to create new clutter the next day. Continue reading



