It happened last year. I became an old person. The number doesn’t matter because, as the saying goes, you’re only as old as you feel. Well, I feel old. It started then, and now a few weeks past my birthday, I can say the trend is continuing. I’m officially on the downward side of the hill of life. Are you as depressed as I am yet? Continue reading…you’ll get there. Continue reading
Monthly Archives: September 2013
What Kind of Mother Are You?
Think this is going to be one of those articles where I describe what a “good” mom does and try to do everything possible to make sure you understand that I am NOT describing you? And then everyone gets heated and writes about it in the comments. Got your juices flowing for a good old-fashioned Mommy War? Continue reading
I need a genie. Not some greedy, little fool who will only grant me three wishes though. What kind of crap is that? You live in a bottle, and I let you out. Be grateful. Five wishes, buddy. One for each of us… Continue reading
The Loch Ness Momster
Listen up, folks. I found her! You know that perfect mom that every mommy blog describes? She does more than just keep everyone alive. She makes art projects and cooks tasty meals. She plays princess and super hero with both her son and her daughter. She pins for parties and brings the ideas to life. She reads to the babies daily, prays with them nightly, and makes sure they get fresh air, free affection, and fun activities always. She lives in the moment with her little miracles and disconnects from all social media…for days at a time!
And there’s more. Continue reading
The Bathroom Floor
Pretty much every day I do the regular tidying up of the house. Wash dishes, put away toys and books, wipe down the tables, throw in a load of laundry, and maybe even sweep the floor. Just enough to maintain my sanity and give the babes enough of a clean slate to create new clutter the next day. Continue reading